Drew talking about “safe spaces” being borne of the 60s gay subculture and then mentioning how much he likes to hide in closets, and I’m sitting here wondering where I’m actually going with this.

My dad does the latter and I ASSURE YOU he is nowhere near as insufferable as Hawk Harrelson. You should also see the size of the Otterbox holding his phone.

I will put a toilet not actually connected to anything if you will shit in my yard.

“Mike North” and “Andy Furman” are the exact total-lack-of-conscientious-thought I would expect people like, I dunno, Oliver North and Mark Fuhrman to use as Internet aliases.

Elite shade, bravo.

Is it a common occurrence for 19 year olds to be in high school these days?

I only regret that I have but one star to give for this comment.

Maybe an unpopular opinion but QOTSA’s Burn the Witch was far better

but those positions are pathologically insane.

If you’re likening Ted Cruz to “getting AIDS” then I can think of a multitude of reasons for why Hillary is preferable.

See, that’s the biggest issue I have with this whole thing (locked-in Hillary voter, for full disclosure).

I’m not a dad (I assume) and I don’t have a law degree. AND I’M CERTAINLY NOT IRRITABLE YOU ASS.

I watched Space Jam a few months ago with my then-roommate and a few friends and it 100% holds up over time.*

The way this is shaking out you might think Danny Ainge learned from, like, Red Auerbach or something.

I wouldn’t give him too much credit here for being honest. No one is ever excited to play for the Dolphins.

You are on the greatest hot streak this side of Steph Curry, please do not stop.

Ugh, I’m so sorry for pulling a #wellactually but yogurt is relatively low in lactose. It’s probably the cultures that don’t agree with the normal bacteria in the OP’s stomach.

How one could omit Jeff Beukeboom when recalling late-90s Rangers “stars” is beyond me.

As a shameless Flyers fan I refuse to let go of the possibility that MAYBE something weird could happen.

Oh, yeah I agree totally. Inflation barely exists right now as it is, so the whole “interest free loan” is kind of a wash. I was more asking where you could get 2% checking so I could send them all my money.