Not for nothing but using red as the background with that shield makes the US logo look, um, awfully Soviet.

Is Greg still at Deadspin, and if not, could you still hear his screams?

How many teams are we talking?

How hard would it be to get the list of passengers on the flight and to do the standard torch-and-pitchfork thing? They said they were on “Flight 171" in the linked article, surely it can’t be that difficult to figure out the airline and other related info.

Okay, let’s see why this is a terrible take.

If what allows the NCAA to sleep at night is the incredibly asinine, cognitively-dissonant belief that whatever it is that they do, is beneficial to “student atholeets”, then you can be quite certain that a system that quite literally protects “student atholeets” from something as dangerous as, I dunno, jurisprudence…

i shouldn’t have clicked on that.

just playing devil’s advocate here, but what kind of idiot gives two teams (not terribly far from each other) the same nickname and also the same color scheme

If you killed it by slamming it into your patio and screaming like a child, then it’s certainly possible.

I got a semi-drunken text from my mom the other week when she was at dinner with her fiance and a few friends that no one would believe her that Stevie isn’t blind.

In keeping with the spirit of the weekend, if y’all were stuck in a Donner Party situation (let’s go with everyone in the Gawker office in Flatiron), would you draw straws to see who gets eaten first, or is there a clear pecking order

Or Charlotte Pickles

AW SHIT HE WENT THERE

It’s not really “My Sacrifice” if you kill someone else, ya kno

Is it just me or does she bear a striking resemblance to those crazy Ryan boys?

For what it’s worth, there’s something oddly refreshing about seeing these guys continuously screw each other when they want to take a break from screwing their fans and host communities as a whole. It’s like the scorpion and the frog on crack.

I buy this argument generally but an Almond Joy has enough chocolate and coconut filling to make the almond itself an aspect of the candy, but not the end-all, be-all of it. I mean, look at honey roasted cashews or chocolate coated peanuts (or any other nut coated in sugary goodness, for that matter). Would those not…

Introducing cakes into this argument is a massive straw man. Not all cookies are round and they are certainly not all cakes.

Okay well what of wafers, then?

I know the can of worms I’m about to open because this is the equivalent of saying that a hot dog is a sandwich, so I apologize in advance but...