Brilliant call getting the guy who was so good as our quarterback in 1998 that we were able to get McNabb the next year with the second overall pick. Even more brilliant acknowledging that the last three years were patently idiotic and going back to the same well we had been for about 14 years, which got us to exactly…

Chappaquiddick Jones!

The phrase “His impact player star is pulsing” has so much meaning in today’s society, it’d be a damn shame if they never brought these back.

well why did they find thermite in his jock strap

Jet fuel can’t heal sports hernia surgery

Why don’t the two of you just go to Temecula

As a born-and-bred Phillies fan, I’m happy and sobbing hysterically that someone beat me to this punch.

Kanye hasn’t always been bad and to doubt that because of one song is goofy; his first three albums are legendary and Twisted Fantasy should have won Comeback of the Year in literally every musical category, sports league and even on that Yo Momma show Wilmer Valderrama was pushing for a week. Also, I recognize I’m in…

WELL CAN YOU POINT US IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION THEN?

He also signed Ryan Mathews, Demarco Murray and Byron Maxwell but yes let’s only focus on the people he traded.

I mean, they’re taking cues from the NFL, because they’re the professionals.

It’s more that they’re 13-2 and suddenly look vulnerable.

Mark Rypien is the GREATEST EVAR. You cannot definitively prove this wrong.

This is elite level trolling.

I was always under the impression Iman was a girl’s name, like Ashley or Leslie.

Can we just agree and accept that Tom is a mimbo in the truest sense of the word?

The recent history and carousel of Wisconsin football coaches should suggest that Barry Alvarez is Absolutely Fucking Impossible to work for.

This took a little while but is brilliant and will go way underappreciated.

He’s a pretty pathetic showing for Michigan grads, coming from a fairly pathetic Michigan grad himself. Brady is pretty much a walking “Stick to Sports” internet commenter who seems slightly capable of abstract thought.

You’re all really conveniently forgetting that Palmer told the Bengals he’d sooner retire than continue to play for them. The Bengals didn’t “dump” Palmer, he straight up quit on the entire franchise.