This is silly but I chuckled nonetheless.

A while back, either SI or maybe ESPN did a thing on the greatest college hoops teams in history, and the #1 was almost unanimous with the 1990-91 Runnin' Rebels.

Can we equally file this under "Death to the NCAA" since the whole fucking premise of commitments, National Signing Day, and zero accountability allows Petrino to get away with this like it's his job?

To be fair, when you're left with a Sophie's Choice of corn chip, is it all that surprising that the majority went with the chip that has some sort of flavoring beyond "general cardboard"?

It's about accountability and ethics in journalism!

Yeah but at least you know Paul Allen will get what's coming to him.

This isn't going to get the credit it deserves but this is a phenomenal joke. +1

Come on, I can't be the only person who thinks he'd be a perfect talk show host right?

What's the best Kinja you've ever seen, not including Greg's posts for obvious reasons?

I love how this country has a horrific retirement crisis looming and yet everyone at Gawker is too busy drinking Hamilton Nolan's tea that anyone who thinks it's a good idea to learn good investing habits, particularly at a young age, is a "bad" person.

is this a poop joke? i bet McConnell knows a lot about "powerful movements".

Rae Carruth really doesn't get talked about enough in terms of most hated athletes. Granted, you could make the argument that talking about Rae Carruth at all is too much, but still... context is everything.

you know it's some fucked up, deluded shit when cops have enough power and ego to think that they can shut down the First Amendment and feel they have the justification to do so.

buddy of mine was big into the peanut butter and shrooms sandwich in college. those were interesting times.

If you had told me at the start of this post that the NBA had retained Wachtell and Morgan Lewis, I might have thought they were facing a hostile takeover attempt from the NFL, or maybe some other sports league. I mean, come on.

On the other hand, given how little difference there is between Wise and his new editor-in-chief, it's probably a very good guide to what it will actually be.

This is awful.

Brady Hoke would like to have a "hurr durr" with you.

Not for nothing but he's probably got CTE, and I really don't think I need to say this, but it doesn't excuse his actions under any conceivable set of circumstances, it's just food for thought.

Senior year of high school. New Year's Eve. Somehow this is still painfully clear in my mind despite being, without question, the drunkest I've ever been and probably ever will be.