Drew, you've offered some pretty scorching taeks in your day, but I don't think anything has quite so offended me as this statement:

This might be the nicest thing anyone has said about Michigan this whole week.

yep. and if i had wheels i'd be a wagon. i don't understand this argument at all.

You, sir, Get It. Do you want to be Michigan's next Athletic Director?

Like I said, I still stand by this football team. I always have and always will, even though I'm part of the literal only four-year graduating class at Michigan to ever witness a cumulative losing record in 135 years of football (you can look that up if you so choose - Class of 2011, overall record of 24-26!)

Dave Brandon is the absolute fucking worst. This would have been unfathomable even in 2008, which is the worst team Michigan ever put forth (I would know, I was a sophomore that year.)

Can we just change it to:

Sadly only a handful of people will get this reference but good to tie in another huge crisis facing college campuses.

It is a travesty that Jared Lorenzen was not selected for this.

So obviously "The Hurt Locker" is a terrible fantasy team name right?

Rather than go down this rabbit hole and give any credence to this absolutely fucking stupid comparison, I'll just disagree with you and say I think Samer is a fine writer.

Regardless of anything else, he's still the best I will ever get to see play baseball. He was going to do 500 hr / 500 sb without steroids. No one else is even in the 400 / 400 club.

you're the real distraction Barry!

"Yeah I bet Oscar is rolling in his grave."

Heh, juice. Uprooting. Good punz.

Dear Abby,

So like, let's say that this kid does indeed happen to be rich. Or maybe not. Either way his dad runs a luxury-car-for-rent/hire business. Regardless of his net worth, if he has access to these cars, he's going to photograph them and himself with them even if they're just rentals.

The best part about the comments is how conveniently forgotten names like John Paxson and Steve Kerr are. As if Jordan never ever dished it out to someone in crunch time.

I guess you could say the Heat put the ki-Bosh on his shirt?

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