I think the Worm's Hole is one of the last places LeBron would ever want to be near

Sounds racist. I'm down.

Is normal Brazilian sex like normal me sex? I envision it being CONSIDERABLY more exciting.

"Loriaesque" could work? It's more or less perfect.

I'm pretty sure most Wisconsin grocery stores just sell beer and cheese anyway, so maybe they were just confused when doing the demographics?

Cardinals fans, in a nutshell:

There's a joke in here about Rivers and Sterling being up a creek without a paddle but it's late and I'm trying to find a Fargo recap

Am I the only person outside Ohio who happens to like Skyline Chili?

True, I misread online so my apologies. But he was a senior VP or equivalent-level exec who was deeply involved with the merging process. That might actually make things worse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lest we forget he's the guy who presided over Time Warner merging with AOL. Let the Clips' terrible management streak continue until nevermore!

Personally I cross the street for ex-girlfriends, but I'm also an unmitigated asshole

It pains me greatly that it took clicking on a Hyden article to realize what you were getting at. A hack like that should be looked at by a doctor.

It's kinda shameful that the chimp in the cover photo is busy making a tired joke rather than typing Shakespeare with his buddies.

Right. So you go on Deadspin instead. Really raising the bar there.