Threshing machines: Number one cause of childhood mortality in shop class.

Our (Texas) school dress code prohibited body piercings — even body piercings that are not visible while clothed. I had my belly button pierced and the rumor got around to my cheer coach, who demanded I lift up my shirt so she could inspect my reportedly-pierced belly button. I told her if she forced me to lift up my…

School district officials say they followed procedure "one hundred percent", pointing toa page in the district handbook that states, "certain recognized religious or spiritual beliefs may qualify for an exception from provisions of the dress code."

This is what I can't get. Also, at 5 or 6 years old, the other kids are not going to really give a shit that one of their classmates has long hair and they don't. If they ask, it's a good teaching moment to explain to them about how people are can be different or look different but on the inside we're all the same and…

I really wish she had her own late night show.

I bet based on the tweets he sent later he was really shitty, annoying, and inappropriate from the getgo in ways that couldn't be conveyed in 140 characters or less. But maybe she overreacted too. It must be nice to be a celebrity and not have to sit next to anyone who irritates you, ever. (Unless the annoying person…

Well to be fair, she did not out him. She shittalked him without mentioning his name. He's the one who said, "SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME! #FAT"

I just want to sic the entire Parks cast on this turd. Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt, the whole lot of them. I like to believe it would start like this:

She has a lot of powerful (white) friends, like Phoeler who I'm sure would put the word out. It also looks bad for the Emmy's itself so I'm sure his disgusting behaviour will have some ripple effect.

She probably wasn't rude... to his face. Tweeting how she felt is not the same as being outwardly rude to someone. And if he was seat filler, there are literally several 8 hour seminars you are required to complete teaching you not to be a dick towards the talent. So, no. She wasn't wrong. If he was trying to neg her…

Oh come on. He's trying to network her while they're at an awards show. And it's not the Golden Globes where everyone's wasted and chatting anyway. Let the woman be. No sympathy for this guy.

Being an asshole to a black woman might not get you blacklisted in Hollywood, but challenging the hierarchy by being a seatfiller who talks to the talent and then has to be thrown the fuck out? That will get you shut down with a quickness.

I hope he's blacklisted from everywhere. I don't understand people who think it's okay to be so nasty to someone he doesn't even know. What an ass.

Congrats. You've just pissed off one of the most likable women in Hollywood, and made yourself un-hireable. Hope those *hilarious* fat jokes were worth it.

I too was conceived (but not born) our of wedlock and my parents were recently divorced. I'm sure my mom was worried that it was something people were saying about me, but you and I know better.

Don't tell me my orange chicken with bacon isn't authentic!!

Did Mark imply somewhere that Panda Express was authentic Chinese? I must have missed that.

"Chinese food" is a type of food based on food traditional to china, not necessarily the exact same food. Just like Mexican food isn't necessarily the same thing served in Mexico.

Dad, you are so embarrassing!

I don't think any rational human alive has ever rolled into Panda Express going "now THIS is authentic!"