You're the good kind of hip. I keep thinking of this one, too. I have no idea who the other one is.

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to:

I just hope this means that I can get face makeup that's pale enough for me. Right now my choices are between Bobbi Brown, or this Japanese brand called Koh Gen Do. I understand that this isn't nearly the problem that black women (and men, I suppose) face in getting makeup for themselves, but I do experience a lot…

Probably not, then.

wait, are you saying that because they'd hooked up previously and had plans to hook up that there's no way he could have raped her? That's... incorrect. I mean, who knows what happened, but those texts don't "prove" anything.

Newsflash: having consensual sex with someone before doesn't make it impossible for the situation to change and to turn into rape. If I were to say to a friend, for example, "we can have sex", but tomorrow the person I willingly had sex with turns up at my place in the middle of the night, breaks down my door and…

I'm going to assume that you're actually someone who is misinformed, as opposed to a pure troll. What you're presenting is a straw man. No one is saying that people who have been drinking can't consent.

Elaine was so wonderful, and then somehow sitcoms forgot about this great feminist character (great because she was also imperfect—in response to anyone who might pull out the scenes were she ignores her best judgment...) and went back to tired female tropes. For a group of writers who were originally unsure "how to…

I stayed with my in laws over the weekend and we re-watched some Seinfeld. This woman has ALWAYS been amazing. I love her in VEEP, but Elaine was iconic. Love love love.

I love the word. So. Much.

Disasterbators is the most brilliant portmanteau OF ALL TIME.

"Did they ever think that maybe 68 percent of the US population is just sleazy and exchanges bodily fluids carelessly?"

I've thought about this, too - if start times are later, it'll just justify staying up later in proportion to the delay, so wouldn't it just be a wash? But, if I understood the research correctly, it is indicating that it WILL help because teenagers' sleep cycles are such that if a girlfriend's only going to get 6…

None of that is helping, for sure! But I think part of what's driving the AAP's push is the research suggesting teens' bodies just flat don't want them awake so early, so even if they can go to bed earlier they're still swimming upstream. (Plus, hard as adjusting school schedules would be, it almost seems easier than…

oh gawd. As the author of this article has already stated "Stairs, fabric, accidental flashing—-none of that matters. If someone bends down and you see their rear and you laugh and mock them, YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE. Not them for forgetting to wear a belt."

Ugh, so obnoxious. We always cut them long enough to roll twice so the frayed edge was hidden and no one could complain. I don't get what's so wrong with a raw denim edge, but apparently it really pisses some people off.

See, I did the same thing. I wore cut offs. And then I got yelled at for wearing something with a frayed hem. They weren't even bad, like not strings of denim. Just denim fuzz.)

If anyone can help me deal with the short bunching at the crotch problem, I bet it's a Navy SEAL.

A dress code requires girls to wear shorts and a skirt? This is insane. Why can't they just wear shorts? If your pants are too tight, do you have to wear a second pair of pants over your tight pants?

Children's lives are in many (most) ways circumscribed by adults. In most cases this is for a good reason, i.e. they're not responsible enough to make all their own decisions yet. However to me, that makes it even more important that we allow them to make those decisions that won't deeply threaten their well being if…