We all know about that hobo. And your short term as comptroller. Which, when you think about it, lead directly to that hobo.

I'll buy it twice. Just as a personal fuck you.

Only in order to read that out of it you'd have to be the most sensitive fuckwit in the known universe. She's obviously appealing to pride, not ordering him about. Also, let's look at the stereotypes offered here. Man gets told to move couch. Woman gets told to suck dick. One is a basic chore. The other is sucking…

Bullshit. Big and strong are positive descriptors. Small and weak are not.

Fun fact, you never have to touch the guy. Just scare him.

And that's nice and all, but why should anyone give a fuck? Brian Jacques wrote good (if long winded and boring) books. Hooray? Tom Clancy practically invented a genre of books and videogames, yielding multiple movies, while Jacques got an animated series on PBS. This article is about Tom Clancy, winner. Not Brian…

But you are apparently a fan of furries and English cuisine.

And really, a dress in a pattern like that would be fun... But the context, Jesus...

Especially after that broke back mountain cosplay he did in his "strong" ad.

OH GOD THE SPIDER FEELING IS BACK GUYS.

Agreed. Nothing makes a mob back off like a gunshot, except for maybe a flame thrower. Kill one, drive off the rest. Unless you're dealing with zombies or soccer hooligans. Then you should keep one for yourself.

Actually, they did have incendiary rounds, but those were mostly for heavy 20 millimeter rifles and fighter planes. I don't know shit about jeeps, so... Whatever on that. Just had to gun nerd for a bit.

I was thinking there's some nurgle in there.

I gotta say, I'm extremely curious who he has.

Second stop: ER!

Well, yeah, except basketball. At least if you're playing my rules.

Because the fox logo is covering it.

Oh it totally means the pussy. Because stupid chauvinists like Monsieur Harvé only think in terms of fucking. Or control, so they can have easier fucking.

Yeah, but the reason nobody listened to the station in the third was because it sucked donkey balls. Seriously, the second one had mastodon, black dahlia murder, even opeth! What happened?

No, that's just punk.