I pinch my nipple really hard and think about dead kittens. That's how I attempt to pee with an erection.

Yes, Drunk Burt like HOV much better than anything. Sober Burt thinks Gravity was a masterpiece. But Sober Burt hasn't seen a movie in ages, because Drunk Burt got banned from the local movie theater over a 'disagreement' about what 'outside food and beverages' constitutes. Now Vodka, see that does not fall under food…

Yeah that line really struck me as well. She's such a freakin' narcissist that she thinks her actions could somehow destroy all hope of love. I mean it's not like she gay married someone.

Awww yeahhhhhh TAFT PUNK.

Okay A) you are a child. I don't care what age you are, you are a child.

I have never seen that before. That is the best vision of gaming I've ever seen. It makes you wonder if Sony could pull together some cool cross-IP stories, either in gaming form, comic book form, tv show, or some other medium. Wow. Just Wow.

I know a gilded cage when I see one.

I never understood the anti-intellectual impulse to react negatively to people talking politics. What is that? Can somebody explain how they are harmed or inconvenienced or whatever by political discussions? Why the negative reaction whenever someone brings up the topic? Do you get flashbacks to traumatically awkward…

I want to believe Kurt Sutter, Katey Sagal, Ron Perlman and the rest of the SOA crew talked him out of it.

imo the controls are good

As a woman - I'm going to go ahead and say that Boondock Saints is FUCKING AWESOME. One - Norman Reedus with an accent and a handgun. Two - David Della Rocco and the "fuck" scene bring joy to my cold dead heart. Three - Willem motherfucking Dafoe. I mean seriously here - WHY did you have to pick boondock saints to…

First Awful Wii Experience: Red Steel
First Great Wii Experience: MadWorld

Welcome Batman... to The Electrocutionarium!!!

I'm glad you addressed the gendering immediately. I had my haunches up within seconds. Glad to see this was not an oversight. :3

You know I'm glad that the NRS team isn't forced to do Mortal Kombat after Mortal Kombat like when Midway was in bad shape, but you know... the last MK game was released in 2011.

I think this piece is going to get some interesting comments.

Reddit FTW!!

Marriage

So as long as there's no Comic Sans, I suppose.