A whole station would be overdoing it, but it'd be great to have a song or two. I'm more confused as to why both GTA V and SR4 lack a heavy metal station. Did I miss something? Besides my music?

I would gladly suck a mile of cock for a freeroaming manhunt game with a melee system like the warriors, a safe house system, and a customizable, upgradable character, with 16 player free for all/last man standing teams (you start in a team, which, when you kill off the other team, you split in half each time you win…

Shit, it happens to fencers, and I speak from experience.

I sometimes consider standing in front of the shelf with it at best buy, wielding a flaming sword and screeching at passersby "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" but apparently THE MAN doesn't take kindly to speaking truth to power. Tasers hurt, yo.

I guess you're right. If someone wants to take a shortcut, I guess they can. Not my place to stop them.

Oh, OK. So, I'm a pansy liberal because I think someone should WORK to be strong, should use effort and honor, instead of acting like they're some badass, when all they've sacrificed is dick size. Steroids are quite simply, for fucking pussies. If you can't wake your own ass up in the morning, get on your equipment,…

That'sa good point. I meant more along the lines of coming up with the concept and script. The dude ain't stupid.

It's a meme dude. But damn, if that's true, that's badass, respect man.

Wait, what the fuck am I saying. He's 11. He shouldn't be playing this AT ALL. I mean, come the fuck on. Do the parents not look at the fucking rating box and think "Hm, little Felipe shouldn't be playing a game with strong violence against defenseless people, strong language, and depictions of drug use. Oh well, I…

That's another problem. I hope the parents have some knowledge of videogames, because if that kid puts it in before Tuesday, that's it. He's locked from GTA online, and possibly patches. That'd suck.

While I'm genuinely happy for the little guy, I have this dark part of my brain that tells me to punch him in the face, snatch the game and run. I'm not proud of that. Hey Rock Star, there's a marketing slogan! "GTA V: makes you want to rob French children for a copy"

Well duh, that's obviously where Obama, a liberal, is from.

I was going to post a gif of Ace Ventura's "mep mep mep mep" laugh, as pierce brosnan's face reminded me of it, but I can't find one and I don't care because:

Bro, do you even lift?

For example, winners of the international egg toss trials, the NathanBedfordForrestville Quadroons! Their slogan is "Not one drop!".

I know! All those long hours of human growth hormone treatments.

"What is the American prisoner saying?"
"I don't know, I'm just waiting for her rank and serial number!"

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR A MOBILE GAME! (EA hears and sprints away, cackling greedily, muttering something about micro transactions and Facebook integration, palms smoking from rubbing together)

On the one hand, it is an old joke. On the other, he does look ALOT like her.

Pansexual Powers, activate! Form of: being primarily interested in personality, with the physical attributes of the object of affection being secondary, but still a deciding factor! And laser hair!