Not completely gay. More pansexual gender fluid. I just primarily identify as male because the clothes fit better and I get to leverage all that sweet, sweet white male privilege. But I work against them from the inside, because the patriarchy must be struck hard, and deep, straight at its core, its prostate if you…

Oh. My. Gosh. Honey, we need to go shopping! I make the best sassy gay friend. I'm friendly, generous, confident, caring, have exquisite taste, plus I'm built like a refrigerator, and have no fear of death! It's so satisfying to be trilling and sassy and fruity, then whirl on someone who makes a snide remark with my…

Hell yeah! Nothing blows away my blues like moonshine and portlandia. Except for high quality marijuana and LSD. That helps. A lot.

Woops, my bad. I read your comment while also preoccupied with this bastard laptop and its accursed, befouled innards. I have nothing constructive to say, and I don't know why I put Star Jones. I need more caffeine and nicotine. Much more.

The fact you didn't immediately twig said purpose is proof enough that you seriously don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Oh well.

They're amazing. The apple pie is perfect for the coming fall nights to sip on the porch. Just, seriously, it seems super nice and smooth and sweet, but the first time I got a jar, I ended up blacking out, awakening the next afternoon sprawled across my empty bathtub. Fully clothed. Moderation is not my strong suit.…

Getting that tomahawk throwing urge again... Both arms are doing it! Never had a two hander before. That makes Mr Dickinson special. And me drunk. Fuck you, asshole.

See: Star Jones, Alan Keyes, and justice Roberts.

It just seems so sad... I don't know. Whatever gets folks' rocks off, I guess.

See, axe? That's fucking funny. That makes me want to buy your shit. Not "IT BRINGS YOU THE PUSSY."... Although, if you went that over the top and self aware, I think I'd be OK with it.

Ah, synthetic marijuana... What a drug. What an awful drug. Smells horrible, tastes like shit, and hits like a sledgehammer. Makes users more aggressive, but also makes them weaker, so they mostly just hiss and slap at each other. Not a bad high when alone, but I don't recommend it because natural marijuana is so much…

Hell yeah, the Internet's a great place to meet people. My sex life hinges on a mix of imvu and Barnes and noble. The day the bookstores finally all die, is the day I better be already married.

Why do you care? You just said you don't understand how anyone enjoys it in the other thread. Are you hoping to watch it flop so you can roughly handle yourself as you gloat? There's no reason to inject yourself if you don't want anything to do with the games. Hell, it's giving me the same vibe as those evangelicals…

that's the best descriptor for skyrim I've ever heard. Which is why I play it only when stoned as shit, and maybe drunk. Sends my brain spiralling into imagination land, so all the background gets rendered in my mind, at least. Also, get GTA V, if you want modern free roaming.

And I can understand skepticism. Look at the art style differences... Not sure if want.

Hm. Good point. In my sleep deprived state, I didn't think of that. I guess I'm just hungry for more cyborg 009. Can you blame me?

Well you speak English, so I don't see the issue.

Jesus Santa, who stuffed your stocking with coal?

I hope the last thing you ever hear is "OI! YOU!".

I am a good person because, unlike you, my response to a problem isn't "I should mind my own business", it's "I should help.". The last time I didn't, they fucking died. Every time I have, they don't. So shut the fuck up, you daria wannabe. It was a good show, but it wasn't a life guide. Go silently judge a…