Look here, you may be an insular, apathetic douchenozzle in need of a hug, but I was raised to NOT just stand by and watch someone die. I know exactly what Lamar Odom's main fucking problem is, you goddamn trainable, and that's the fact that HE'S ON A CRACK BINGE. So how about you stow your sass and go kick puppies or…

Well, he's officially on the list of people that, when I hear them talk, my arm starts getting into tomahawk throw position.

I think it's better than taking pictures and masturbating to the public tragedy. At least it's fucking trying.

I'm not even saying get through to him, I mean basically constantly have a cadre of fans on him at all times to block him from getting to anything crack related. And I damn well can tell him not to buy something. Just like he can ignore me. But what should be done, quite simply, is make his life hell until he goes to…

How does someone just watch Lamar Odom, a known crack addict, buy paraphernalia for smoking crack and not try to stop him? I'd have pointed at him and shouted "hey everyone, Lamar Odom's buying brillo pads, stop him before he kills himself!". Just sad how people can ignore that kind of self destruction.

You both are good sins and give good answers, but only the one I replied to shall be king of aasgard.

Sometimes, I'm able to pleasure myself to climax just off the idea of a version of skyrim where from software bought the rights to the elder scrolls, decided to keep the world building, basic setting, and map, and just made the gameplay themselves. The last time, the cops had to be called, as my shouts of pleasure…

"Happy"

Oh man, I can't wait, I've read Jane Eyre 13 times.

Everything about this story, coupled with the whole Syria thing, and my lack of cigarettes, made me whip my hands up over my head and shout "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND YOUR SASS!". There's now an ulu knife stuck in my ceiling, which i guess is what I get for reading and cooking at the same time. Time to get the stick!

The moral of the story is, don't provoke me when I'm either 30 minutes from sleep, or 30 minutes away. Just a bad idea. I did overreact, but goddamn, what a hollow, empty statement that was.

That is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard in my life. I don't care that they do it, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OR LIKE IT MYSELF. I'm not condemning anyone, I'm simply expressing MY OPINION that the more obsessed among them creep ME out. Let me break it down for you, down to the simplest I can make this…

I'll be sure to, once I have money in my bank account. Kinda skirting the poverty line currently. My massive drug and alcohol habit won't feed itself. Hell, often I can't. Which is why I've rigged up a clever series of tubes that pump protein shakes and moonshine directly into my mouth, with a little hole for my…

Oh man, I can totally buy a Malaysian child with that money saved! Thanks Obama!

You got a title on that wordburger? Sounds right up my dark, crime ridden alley.

Hell, since I'm a narcissist (but I'm aware of it, so I think I'm ok), I am actually writing a book where a thinly veiled expy of me gets sent to a poorly written fantasy world. Think a Yankee in King Arthur's Court, but with more swearing, tobacco withdrawal, dirty swordfighting, and extremely blunt observations.…

You have a good point. As a gender fluid, I guess I should be more aware of that... I guess my problem isn't so much that it's for girls, but that it utterly consumes people. I dunno. I guess I'm too simple to really get the nuances of the situation. I'll study on that though, thank you for your point.

Heh, as I like to say, I didn't just step out of the closet, I rammed it open with a stepping sidekick, then punchdanced down the street blasting "it's raining men" from a boom box. When you're a towering, highly pain tolerant near-psychopath mutant with impeccable manners and years of martial arts training, you don't…

Yeah, it is. But really, we're all weird, in our own, terrifying ways. I just feel like, in this instance, that you can go ahead, enjoy the show... But don't wear the shirts, guys. That's sad. It really is. And you can say "well that's just your culture" and it is, yeah. I'm jot saying it should be banned. I'm saying…

Browncoats don't often jerk off to cartoon horses, for one. I get it, I do, it's a nerd thing, all colors of the rainbow and all that, BUT IT'S A LITTLE GIRL'S TOY! I'd be weirded out by a woman with a collection anything like one guy I know.