Doubtful, especially if the top speed is 45 mph.

So would DHL.

I remember loving my grandparent’s Chrysler New Yorker. Compared to the subcompacts that became popular in the 80's it looked and felt like a limousine to me.

I bought one of these but it has a plastic hinge which broke after a few years. I now prefer the vittles vault.

I bought one of these but it has a plastic hinge which broke after a few years. I now prefer the vittles vault.

Or the next Mercedes AMG GT

This may sound racist, but I generally base how good a dim sum restaurant will be based on how many Asians are eating there and looking at what they’re eating. My favorite dim sum restaurant in my area always has a line of people (mostly Asian) exceeding their capacity waiting outside the doors before they open. And…

I bought one of these and it works very well. My only complaint is that there was some type of glue on the bottom that was very difficult to remove.

I bought one of these and it works very well. My only complaint is that there was some type of glue on the bottom…

An Oldsmobile Delta 88

My grandfather was friends with a vice president at Chrysler and he was able to get discounts on vehicles for our family. As a result my grandparents had a Plymouth Gran Fury and a Chrysler New Yorker, my dad had a Dodge Dart and a Plymouth Horizon, and my mother had a Chrysler Cordoba.

I agree with you. My mother is from Asia and each time I traveled there as a kid with her she let me drink a little bit of alcohol when we were in countries that didn’t have legal drinking ages. When I had dinner with my relatives it was common for my aunts and uncles to let my cousins drink alcohol. The younger ones…

If I had the money I would prefer the license plate trick that Steve Jobs used and just lease a different new car once it’s time to legally put license plates on your car. It’s both legal and effective against license plate cameras.

Not to be confused with the childish aspiring musician, King Krimzon, of doctor Phil fame.

Some traditional SUV’s hold their value particularly well. Last month I traded my FJ Cruiser in for a new 4Runner and the dealer gave me $36,500 for the trade in value. Another dealer had offered far less for the FJ Cruiser (primarily because they didn’t factor in the cost of the modifications that had been done to…

It’s what happens when a Mustang leaves Cars and Coffee...

Someone needs to get an old fat man to dance around in their garage wearing just a mankini and claim that it’s part of their religious ritual and that their garage is the only place that’s suited for the activity. The HOA would reverse their decision real quick!

I tried the same trick and didn’t realize how quickly the temperature would rise. The glass shattered and my mom came in as soon as she heard the thermometer breaking. Luckily for me she believed me when I told her that I accidentally hit the lamp while trying to see what my temperature was.

If you don’t verify the symptoms you might end up with this.