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If we’re talking about Apache, this is the only one I recognize.

Eww kill it! Hate green on cars gross!

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Not negating the Benz here, but it did lose out at LeMans. And this is still way better sounding than that V8. 😉

i’m hoping it’s divorce papers.

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This motherfucker’s smug punchable face has popped up at the beginning of every commercial break during my Vikings binge...

“BB-8, sorry to do this little buddy, but....well...your kind replaceable. You can calculate hyperspace jumps...that’s kinda your main purpose. So give us about 20 minutes, then hyperspace this piece of shit into that big-ass First Order ship. We’re gonna bounce and regroup later. Thanks, bud! I’ll make sure you get a

I mean, in 2018 credible evidence of a possible alien invasion is like...fifth (tops) on my list of World Ending “Oh-shittness.” You wanna step up your game, Aliens, get on twitter.

Well, there’s finally one place the Triumph Spitfire comes off better than the MG Midget.

Ambiguously Gay Duo!

Enhance! And read the strap line, it removes any doubt of their intentions.

Vlan The Impale-her

In his defense, they have the same middle name.

For $500, I think I could get a wrecked Goldwing or Valkyrie. I think that could make an amazing commuter/track car.