I was kind of surprised that Padma speaks Spanish, I thought it was producers giving her lines, but they showed that full clip of her translating. Way to be, homegirl!

Mei, I love her. She's definitely cute, but obviously smart, driven, and way more emotional than the previous edits. She just seems happier and more open in the finals episodes, but scared of going home. She is a complicated cat who is easy to root for. As is Gregory. Neither one losing should feel bad whatsoever.

It's all downhill for you from here on out.

Good on you! I'm still single in my 30s, and if I would ever have a kid it would be through adoption.

Dem headlights were on bright.

Also it was just kinda gross to me to cut from food prep to slathering jars of paint sloppily.

Mountain time like what!

Go die.

Doug would be an awesome roommate. Greg would have curry shits 24/7, Mei would punch you before serving rad food, Melissa would just be nice to be around. Seriously, is there a reality TV person nicer than Melissa?

She'll punch a chump. If she doesn't win I won't be happy.

You're really going all-in on the gay Bravo conspiracy, eh?

Presumably Bravo would be paying for nicer accommodations and more expensive activities than they would do on their own. Who wouldn't be hyped about a free Napa vacation?

Yeah, I don't think he's really branched out much, that was just an ignorant comment. He learned how to cook a great curry and just runs it into the ground. It's not like Tom Kha is some exotic variation, wouldn't be surprised if he's done that already this season.

With a side of Hidden Valley Ranch

I would be very happy if they didn't need "a protein" on every meal, but hey I'm just a bitchy veg I guess. Who loves the show anyway.

Team Mei all the way. She could cook veggie food for me any day, that dish looked amazing. Never got the hate for a beautiful woman who clearly doesn't take any shit. And has a champ eyeroll.

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God, Katsuji is a disgusting-to-look-at, pompous asshole.

If shade was an ingredient, Mei would be the best.

Maybe if "winning" was by merit, and not a very production-centric decision.