When Bruce Springsteen fans ejaculate, chubby ballerina goes to the clinic a few days later.

The first thing he said on this show was how he was America's first Mexican/Japanese/Kosher chef. I mean, Kosher rules are fucking stupid, arbitrary, and based on 4000 BC beliefs to begin with, but if you're going to claim it as some source of pride, then at least keep it real.

Did you say you wanted a tostada? I save my time not cooking meat, so I can throw 20 things onto a corn tortilla.

Mei can't swim. She's going into 2 feet of water, and says she is 5'3". And they didn't even find any dramatic footage of her standing up and being 3 feet away from drowning, with 8 other contestants and an entire production team standing right there.

That would require a self-awareness and sense of humor that this show so sorely lacks.

When I think of Ocean Spray, now it's gross-ass Katugji instead of gross-ass cranberry juice.

Is Katsuji the new Aaron? His style is pretty tired, and nobody cares that you have no cardio. For someone who talks so much shit, you might want to back it up with some food that just sounds appealing.

This episode and series was too much about Joe, so have some pics of Joe.

Joe died on the way back to his home planet.

An indulgent, silly show will magically transform into something that doesn't suck?

Yeah, the hooks they threw in the end were kind of dumb. No reason to renew this hot garbage.

Haters just don't like that he got great grades at a top Canadian university.

Halt and Go Bone in the Storage Room

Citation needed: Dennis is awesome. His writing blows, and not in a good way.

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Internet tough guy, a super rare breed. You know that Ginn wrote pretty much everything, right?

Does the AV Club pay another $30 to get a shit review from a blogger? Tune in next week!

The AV reviewers are pretty much across the board terrible. Might be why the Onion is short for this world, after losing almost all of its print business. Getting a bunch of gross people to blabber on video didn't seem to help very much, but great try.

No kidding. They'll just bang everyone over the head with it.

Henry Rollins didn't make Black Flag, sorry. Glad you're such besties I guess, but you may want to look into the band a bit more.