Cause dicks in his mouth is bad for his health?

As someone with a Black Flag tat, I got all excited for about 5 seconds before I realized they were doing this "hey look how punk she is" thing for the 50th time in 3 episodes. Wasn't she listening to Bad Brains a couple episodes ago? Can't hate on that.

TV critics are a bit too far up their own ass. OMG Nixon will happen, I have such a command of history!

Fortunately I was able to see your ads for the talking thermostat, though I was saddened by your dismissal of the keyboardist and hibachi grill cookery.

What happened to Bob Benson, is he coming back? How is the omnipresent dude suddenly absent?

There's not any connection!

We're just here for the silly and dumb stuff in threads. Two people waxing poetic about a sitcom and transcribing it is not anything anyone cares about. Sorry if that sounds mean, not my intention.

Satire.

Are these the most obnoxious reviews, or just how other AV Club things are going also?