Yup. By being dead, he got away scot free and won’t have to pay off anybody. That’s one lucky dude.

If the runner who starts the inning on second scores, who gets charged with the run?

No

But an AL East team did give the 36 yr-old Bautista 18 mil for this season. So ya, there may still be a market out there for guys who hit .235/22/69 and had an OPS of .817. Yes, I 100% get that Bautista still has one of the best outfield arms in the league and he has been with the team forever, but that is a big…

John D. Rockefeller over here

One player said Griles did not provide enough food in the house and that dinner was spaghetti for “a whole two weeks”

If being in the NJ top 20 high school basketball programs isn’t worth kidnapping some immigrant kids, then you obviously don’t want it enough.

“He should add some peas to that.”

“Wait...no weed though? Did they deflate footballs? No for either? Ok...Good.” - Roger Godell

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Everybody bitches about Millennials getting participation trophies. Uhh, we were kids. We didn’t have the bright idea to order trophies for everyone, must’ve come from somewhere else..

Participation trophies aren’t for the kids. The kids know they’re bullshit. The trophies are for the parents who won’t admit their kid sucks at something.

*WARNING* Semi-hot take: Participation trophies are not a good thing, if people are constantly and consistently rewarded for simply showing up. The develop the belief that whatever they do is good enough and should be rewarded.

Imagine. You’re a middle-aged guy. Big fan of sport. Football? You fucking love it, and you have a deep knowledge of the game.

Did a Harvard graduate just use “foreal” as an adverb?

Once again, a thoughtful, well-researched and well-written piece from Diana Moskovitz. Thank you for what you do.

What a disgusting offense against god, humanity and any sense at all of what’s right.

He took this out of the legendary Coach Pete Bell’s playbook..

I’m of two minds

Gotta be Luis Sojo. Both are from Venezuela and Sojo is a five-time World Series champ, making it more likely he’d part with a ring.