Good thing there’s no correlation between student spending and student performance.

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

I agree with you. I want all the steroid guys in. I just have a problem with the BBWAA playing judge and jury with the whole thing. But that’s their job. It’s all crap.

Or the Chuck Klostermann piece about how Shaq’s tenure with the Celtics was secretly underrated so much that it may be trending toward overrated in an underrated sort of way.

Counter point: Don’t wear your golds while playing a contact sport. Fucking hair is fair game; you think your chain will survive?

Wants to be Neimans but really is JCPenny

Don’t worry, the Chiefs and/or Reid will shit the bed and ruin it.

Sorry Pink. I appreciate a lot of your comments, but do you really think “one bad injury would nuke a franchise”? Competitively, financially? How so? Owners are willing to scrap whole rosters and they know people will still watch. (Maybe you’re too young to remember “replacement players”.) And salary caps are…

Hunter S Thompson is really hard to read these days.

“Those meanie players that failed to prioritize the pure baseball of my imagination over their one chance at lifetime health care if not millions of dollars are big dumb stupidheads! The players of MY halcyon youth are clearly superior in every way but especially morally!”

Moore was asking legitimate questions. If Sherman didn’t want Moore “to go there” then Sherman probably should have kept his composure on the sideline instead of making a whole incident about it.

This. A million times this. CROWN OF THE HELMET. LEADING WITH THE HEAD. None of these on that glancing touch.

Well I know which one of those two men I want with me when the bullets are flying and I have to retake the Cheesecake Factory at the high end shopping mall in the name of America—and it ain’t the grumpy old guy who couldn’t even fly a plane without getting shot down. It’s the grumpy old guy who plays harmonica and…

I, for one, am very happy that those NBA guys at my Bounceplex rec basketball league will be leaving. THE TROPHY IS MINE!!!

Great. Just after I got my permit for Jump & Pump: Trampoline and Skeet Park and had a commercial all lined up with NBA stars saying “Sometimes we jump, sometimes we pump and sometimes we do both at Jump & Pump!”

It’s completely and utterly stupid

Words. All of this bullshit over words. Boys talking about girls. Boys making statements about girls in a sexual context. Words. This country is going to implode from the softness of this latest generation.

So what? Who knows what her family situation is like, maybe she's got a shit ton of relatives who want to give her gifts. I was expecting to see a Tesla and multiple Macbooks and 13 iPads on this thing the way it was hyped.

Seriously, this isn't even remotely bad. Lots of items on the list, but I'd rather someone give me a list with 20 things where I can pick something than 2 things that are unaffordable or unavailable. I read the list, and didn't want to punch anything. I even salute her good taste for realizing that North Face is…