(I still have one.) (Because I've had the same one for 18 years.) (But I only ever use it for online shopping so that when they spam me it doesn't get sent to my gmail.) (But just in case, please don't tell anyone.)

Is Jeb Bush a thing? Are the Bushes still a thing? Is this all such a bad dream?

"I emailed Governor Bush when the state was going through the initial insurance crisis," one woman, whose AOL email address was among those in the database, told the Daily Dot.

HURRAY! Maybe I should do a face mask post for them or something, I too am a fan.

Doing your nails is one of the greatest forms of stress relief. That and face masks. I think I'm feeling stress coming on...

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

I feel like Kanye likes Kim more than Kim likes anyone not Kim.

Mixed up letters and thought it said "seared meatfiller for Kanye"

Doesn't Kim realize that if Jay Z and Beyonce broke up her husband would be all over Beyonce in a heartbeat?

I was thinking the only way it could be acceptable is if Kris plays herself and is a patient suffering from the worst feminine odor the doctors have ever encountered.

We, as a species, reached a point over this past weekend where nothing whatsoever can happen in famouspersonland without it having *something* to do with a KardashianJennerWest.

Justice is swift.

After that brilliant write up on internet creeps going after female journalist this comes off super hypocritical. Iggy is problematic as hell but there should be a zero tolerance policy for this BS

Oh please. If this was an artist on Jezebel's 'acceptable' list, you'd be backing her the fuck up.

I can't believe anyone is "liking" this after I said I want to pick at other people's skin. Y'all are as weird as me.

I kinda want to wear this to the next gawker holiday function

Ugh, so wrinkled!

DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE AT ALL