We are the same person I am experiencing all these feelings let's go hide in the bathroom together

Just purge Facebook from your life. Problem solved in one, easy step.

I basically think that a black person could find a cure for all cancers while simultaneously negotiating lasting peace in the Middle East and the people of north-central PA would be like, "yeah, but his mom was probably on welfare and he got his medical degree because of affirmative action which is REVERSE…

rape fame, the best fame.

It *shouldn't* take 20+ women to equal the word of a man but, unfortunately, it seems like it might take more than that.

I'm just waiting for the Bill Cosby apologists accusing all these women in trying to cash in on his fame by claiming to be raped.

Bastard.

No wonder he lay down halfway through. "This is bullshit, no one's even asking me my opinion."

This made me so, wonderfully, gloriously happy, and then I remember the sadness swamp and now I'm sad.

Happy for her, sad for all the racist bullshit it spawned on my Facebook feed.

I'm with you. What's the story with Bounce? Is he winning a prize for being the best damn dog in the UK?

This will be my one:

I will never not love this.

Worse: "Internet Commenter."

I want to be on BBC News so badly now. What would my caption be? "Human"? "Asshole"?

I'm PMSing and scared I'm going to get laid off and dreading Valentines Day and this dog is everything and oh god why I am crying

This is so wonderful and sad. We lost our chocolate lab very recently and I just so badly want to snuggle with one million puppies to try and feel a little better. If you need me, I'll be sobbing in the fetal position for the rest of the day.