Is that why her performances are so bland and stodgy?

They also invented radar, the club sandwich and civilisation. no charge.

I like the sound of your dad. How much do you owe him loans and pay-outs and such so far?

Isn't that what Walter Ullbricht used to call his East German regime?

22 likes for this piece of hippy propaganda. All made on iPhones in Starbucks.

You made it slower.

Was Portman making some kind of coded statement about the Hillary's vagina, do you think?

Like young Nazis in Cleveland?

'…Except, Woodlene, it's not going to be TV any more. You're going to stand on street corners and read the script through a bullhorn'.

Headline: "Bland Actress Arrested For Bland Protest. 'I Am More Than Just Pudding-Faced Doll!' 'Shut Up, Blando!', Grumbles Sheriff's Deputy Forced Out of Bed To Drive Sixty Miles To Deal With The Bland Millionairess'.

Poor Shia. Classic example of someone with a crying need for self-expression but no actual technical or aesthetic skill. Yoko Ono, the same except she has a secret advantage. A billion dollars.

I'm getting 'Sharon Tate' myself.

Everything he's in is bad. It's his gift to a movie.

Someone mistakes Hart for a dickhead? Surely that can't be deliberate.

Get me… a Billy-Bob Thornton-type!

No at all. Some people liked it, some didn't. It made a billion dollars so obviously I'm in the minority.

Also get Kevin Hart as the Secret Service due. We could have a Prince & The Prepuce thing going on!

Hmm! That could work. It's the role Amy Sedaris was born to play!

I thought it was supposed to be a superb satire on how very, very bad the male version of these ensemble comedies was supposed to be. But it turned out it was supposed to be funny in its own right. And since I did actually pay to go to see it, I suppose it was a pretty good joke. On me.

What we need now is - Bad Uncles.