I think it should star William F. Macey Jr, Alex Baldwin and James Spader meeting for a drink at the Yale Club and telling each other how their various children are such a disappointment, their wives are such hags and how the ethnic and sexual turbulence in society really is a joke in very poor taste. Later, Ukrainian…

Did you like Bridesmaids too? Especially the bit where the bride shits in a gutter in a public street?

Then we are two assholes.

Rebuttal: 'I Love Lucy'. If I'd been Desi, I'd have had Lucy put on indefinite psychiatric hold.

I thought the 'Hangover' was the 'shitty Generation Y-ers go to a resort and shit themselves while drunk' IP for the stupid white male demographic?

Only a 'Soapdish' joke will do in times like this. A build-up of bran-fluid.

God, it would be funny if he won. All these people would laterally explore.

How did you get that?

Never happen in our lifetime.

You seem angry. Did the bad man make your old biddy look a fool on the TV? He he. See how nervous her husband looked when all his rape victims came in. That was funny.

Do you think so? There's something sweaty and kind of fake about him in real life. I think he's hiding something.

He's probably telling porkies anyway.

Your mind seems to be wandering. Concentrate on one message at a time.

I thought he was looking slim, fit if a little nervous.

"That's actually a cogent argument for considering Bill Clinton's past behavior as a factor in this election."

I must admit, I am amused by the diminishing of rape as a 'peccadillo' but, putting that aside when Hillary wins Bill enter with the White House with her, the president's partner does seem to have an active if unwritten role in the constitution these days. This is an issue for today - not something from a distant…

Oh, he's the real life alt of Recognitions, Mrs Langdon Alger, laylowmoe etc. One by one you block these tumblerinas and the place just gets so much better. Meanwhile they're left to accuse each other of intersectional transphobia by inference.

Thanks for demeaning my experience asshole. Now fuck off back to Breitbart.

A lot of people like Dan Brookes, 'a writer from Montana', joke killer and self-apporinted hall monitor of morals, turn up on these forums. Too fucking many of them.

How you suffer.