Jonah Hill. Thank god. On so many levels.

It's still not against the law - in most countries - to smack a kid.

Having a couple of beers and then shouting: 'For fuck's sake, Shiloh, stop screwing around with the door when we're in goddam flight or you'll get a clip round the ear" is child abuse sure as eggs is eggs. I hope they send Pitt to the Chateau D'If for a thousand years. Or Azkaban,

Travel on public transport? My dear, the idea.

Do you? How nice. But this is Classics.

The money goes to the programme's makers - not 'the talent'. They don't own any part of it.

When he was president? Well I swan.

Oh this is going to be great.

Nolan wasn't really bleak - what he succeeded in doing was making the batman movies, the first two anyway, a little more 'realistic'.

May I refer you to the last sentence of the post?

May I refer you to the last sentence of the post?

y'know.

To an American maybe.

"Berry said her decision to leave the Bake Off tent was out of loyalty to BBC"

Boom-boom!

May I refer you to the last sentence of the post?

I absolutely concur. Even George W. never went on late night to swap yucks with some gel-coiffed desk jockey.

Did he ask why she wasn't wearing her Brain-Damage Bluebottle specs?

Didya? Good for you.

May I refer you to the last sentence of the post?