And all the Governor had to do was check behind the poster of Rita Hayworth once - Once! - in thirty years!

I wish they would extend the running time of the episodes. Now they are developing into character studies and broader moral parables, the shows wouldn't suffer by being thirty or forty minutes and might be even richer.

He's a troll! Take him to the woods!

"Because "almost going pro-troll" sounds like South Park at its most obnoxious."

Stone and Parker are geniuses. Only they could have reinvented Aristophanes 'Lysistrata'for the Snapchat generation. Of course, you idiots have no idea what any of that means. I suppose that makes it funnier. Benefits of a classic education. Now don't be angry I called you 'idiots'.

Beside Thornton, Murray is Fred Astaire.

And his loathsome hick accent.

It takes more than a few slugs tearing open the thorax and bursting open the skullcup like a rotting pumpkin to take down Ol' Santa.

Lana Zwigoff?

Yeah. It's like the veneration for the infantile 'Hot Wet Summer'.

Ugh

Not everyone called 'Michael' is the same person.

You obviously never saw Michael York in 'Zeppelin' (1971). What a waste of a giant gasbag, sigh.

Bring in that floating fat man, Todd VanDerWerff!

They obviously never met a true Frenchman before.

Mata Hari is an extraordinary example of a miscarriage of justice and, in fact, judicial murder by the French secret service. More likely though the programme will concentrate on sexy young American officers leaping out of burning zepellins and firing backwards.

That's good too. Or a neck-stretched Kayan tribeswoman. Or a peanut on a golf tee.

Still dead?

Oh, she's gorgeous now. But she stool looks like a Deathmask on an Anglepoise Lamp. In much the same way, the lustrously beautiful Anne Hathway still looks like Zippo the Comical Pinhead!

"Pitt has a movie, Robert Zemeckis’ Allied, coming up in November, so expect that press tour to be full of awkward questions."