It's not the fact that his muscle suit is CGI that's of any significance, it's that he's such a patronising Mary-Sue for the 'urban' demographic.

How passive-aggressive.

Look at all those older technicians and qualified personnel just radiating happiness that the doll-faced idiot has been promoted to a job probably one one in a hundred of them will ever be up for.

Ugh. You have neither class nor taste.

That's a rather witty rejoinder. I bet whoever wrote that was fired long ago.

"Under The Red Robe" by Stanley J. Weyman. You wouldn't have heard of it.

No wonder he's so angry.

How strange. The more I see of James Corrden laughing and singing and buddying up to his showbiz friends, the more I want to jam a flaming pitchfork through the quivering wattle of his throat. Does anyone else feel like this?

Yes, but the Hulk sometimes turns into Bruce Banner and he does seem like the kind of guy who bathes. I still don't get the Hulk's trousers being the only thing that doesn't rip into a thousand shreds when he transforms. By all rights, he should be thundering about with a cock the size Volkswagen Beetle swinging about…

He must absolutely stink under that armor. He never takes it off. You never see him take a shower or visit a spa.

Isn't Todd Macfarlane a notorious bastard? Or was? About thirty years ago? With the passage of time and the mellowing effect of the years, his crimes and sins seem distant now, less urgent and more human, more the foibles of a different place, a different time. Like those of Tojo or John Wayne Gacey.

God, I could see a five hour movie of that JK Simmons tearing strips off various Batmen. Batmans?

I got the impression he was fully conscious. Pleasingly, the director of that episode of Oz turned the camera away at the critical moment. I should not like to have seen the episode in giant close-up, not while I was sitting on my couch in my shorts eating Cocoa Pops anyway.

Oh you gays and your madcap antics!

Is he the one who was forced to to eat a warm turd while benchpressing?

I guess Marvel's big push for more sexual, racial and gender fluid diversity has paid off, those magnificently cynical bastards!

To me, he will always be the the pushful, go-ahead, no-nonsense editor of the Daily Bugle. Or the world's most ridiculously strict jazz teacher.

Really? "Twenty years observing dumb people arguing on the internet"? Rarely have I heard such a freely given admission of personal failure.

And you are a very stupid bore. Good day, yokel.

It is ironic that you don't seem to understand what irony is.