Blocked

Yes, yes. I'm crushed. Off you go, squirt.

"Something like a million furious people signed a petition to bring back the host of a driving show."

I'm sorry, who or what invited you to butt in aside from your loneliness, pomposity and need for attention?

Yeah. Because someone disagreed with you, they must be a troll, you precious snowflake.

I am referring to normal people. Not internet madmen.

Britain is different from America. We may watch TV but we don't care about it. For example, no one in the entire kingdom would give a single fuck about which chattering ninny was hosting a late-night chat show on our television.

Nonsense. Idiots desire boundaries.

"Schwantz". And don't appropriate Yiddisher language if you're not Jewish.

No one cares about this. Not even in Britain.

I agree. It is the best opening sequence of any TV series. It tells you everything you want to know about the character, outlines the premise instantly and evokes the mood in, what?, less than ninety second. Absolutely stunning opener. I don't think there's ever been a TV opener like it.

You've obviously never seen this then;

I'll see your childlike 70s marching band anthem and raise you a cooll sophisticated Barry signature:

Yes.

Afternoon Delight

My hatred of those cockless udder-people is a completely separate agenda.

It could work in a Mexican village, say, with a new sheriff, a college boy from Mexico City, awaiting the arrival of a truckload of narcos.

Listen, stupid, vacuous studio nephews! I am going to give you a film to remake that would actually be a great in a modern format because it's:

Oh what average person - ie. an idiot - under thirty has ever heard of High Noon these days?

MAKE NEW GOOD FILMS, YOU IDIOTS! STOP REMAKING GOOD OLD FILMS BADLY!