“Blow me dick!” - Popeye’s blue years

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

BAC TO THE FUTURE

Yeah thats what I picture when I hear “Texas Lawyer”

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Counterpoint:

Where’s he touching that person? Maybe he is applying for the priesthood.

You the real MVP.

No one should be happy about this injury. The last thing Peterson needs is a good excuse to walk around with a cane.

It’ll lead to a three-year, $40M deal with the Browns, where Brissett will put up a passer rating of 73.6 and be out of the league by 2020.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

More like “missed steak,” but yeah.

RIP Victor “China Shop” Barrio

You don't need to hit Indians to beat them, a bunch of blankets will do just fine.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Well, suddenly, I take these two gentlemen less seriously as sports intellectuals.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

...“he finished last in the 40-car field March 5 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway and failed to qualify for the season-opening race at Daytona International Speedway.”