What about the crippling disability his dignity suffered that time Jerry Rice caught 5 TDs on him when he was with the Falcons?

My god that is an incredibly punchable face.

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

You’re “that guy” of the day, I see.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

15. Vontaze Burfict

Easy. The World Trade Center reaction would be the one that doesn’t include the phrase “he missed it”.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

Try to read that without compulsively stroking your chin in a display of deep contemplation. You can’t!

“Tweets can be old.”

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

Oh come on, he barely speared him. One broken rib? Two MAYBE?

Oh common he crumpled like a dried up maple leaf...

Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

+1 potatoe

RG III