I notice they don’t show below the belt area here...is that because it’d show the cut-offs?

Will Smith, slathered in blue paint at the first script read: “I feel like a f***ing idiot.”

Will Smith really blue himself

Republicanism is like a dozen donuts on a table where a rich guy, a poor white guy, and a poor black guy are sitting. The rich guy comes, takes 11 donuts, then says to the poor white guy “that black guy wants your donut!”

OK that’s just wrong. the council of Jerusalem which was in the first century changed its so any non jew could become catholic. So less than half a century people had to be Jewish first to become Christian. Misinformation is dangerous.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

Because you don’t have to be good to get ahead in these circles, you just have to be wealthy and/or white and/or male. After all, it’s easy to win card games when the world hands you an unlimited supply of stacked decks. From a certain perspective it’d be a waste of time to develop actual skill at the game. Why bother…

Looks like #CheatinDonny45 isn’t winning on the home front.

Trump is sitting in his office wondering why no one has brought him the bankruptcy forms to sign.

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

I’m getting to be an old, and I remember 2004, which was when the economy was starting to show signs of trouble, but we just kept chugging merrily on, buying houses with mortgages that were insane, borrowing to buy Hummers, and signing up for piles of student loan debt, possibly from your local ITT technical college,…

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

ghosts

MTA is falling apart right now, and the problems are cascading. All because of Cuomo and upstate’s lack of funding and concern for the subway system. Those fuckers need to take responsibility.

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Definitely shit on Louies part. In his prime he was as funny a stand up I’d seen, I mean laugh out loud til your crying funny. Chapelle and Carlin are right there for me too. Anyway I turned on Netflix tonight (It’s 230am here in Dubai) and started to watch Louies newest stand up. Absolutely cringeworthy. The audience…

I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

I scored 7 on the list. Fortunately I think creationism is bullshit and I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.