A Canadian triangle is actually a sexual euphemism. Its a threesome that involves Poutine, flannel, and a whole lotta Gordon Lightfoot music.

The Immaculate Landing?

I’m guessing Jesus was his co-pilot?

D.B. Pooper

Parachute, poorly faked death.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”

To me it is such a sexist vestigial remain. Like, she wasn’t elected, she isn’t getting paid for the position, but she is still expected to do a whole bunch of work because her husband is President. And people threw a shit-fit when Michelle Obama commented that there should be some kind of compensation for the First…

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

Always relevant:

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people.”

My mom is a retired interior designer. When this asspuppet won the election, my mother fearfully exclaimed of the Trumps, “[eejm]! What are those people going to do to the White House?!??!”

This just occurred to me: I’m going to buy whiteboard paint, paint it onto foam board, and use dry-erase markers for signs. Then I can reuse the signs.