Dr. J didn't say in what season this would happen. I'm assuming 38.

I'm going to go with "fulffit".

This episode made it clear that Dylan McDermott was recruited by the president's friend (chief of staff?), though, and I doubt that that guy's motivations were to give some random stranger the president's blood/organ/whatever. But possibly I'm overthinking Hostages. Evidence that I'm overthinking Hostages: I have…

I say you eat more like a duck.

People I am looking forward to seeing this season:

For years, every time I've gone to a wedding, I've wondered aloud what sort of bear will be featured as the ring bear. (Second dates from women I've gone to weddings with? Zero. Coincidence, I'm sure.) Is Barney stealing my bit or was I stealing somebody else's to begin with?

Okay, I watched the West Coast feed. The episode had its moments - though I'm glad I'd skimmed this review before watching, because I've never heard of "Homeland" and might have thought the Simpsons writers were being creative or something - but the review is truly well done. Please write more things, Dennis Perkins.

I didn't watch the episode. Two things about the review:

I was so glad when Rabin left, because no one is worse than Rabin, except for Sims. …so now I miss Rabin too. Come back, Rabey Honey!

I don't recall saying good luck.

I can count on Sims to provide for me. To provide irritation and nausea for me, that is.

And still nobody likes him.

Everyone writes a better everything than David Sims.

A machine? EARL's a machine?

"Bed hopping"? In Coach? I am confused.

I think I was about three when I first saw "Grease", and the symbolism of the hot dog jumping into the bun was lost on me, but I still thought it was hilarious, just the timing of it. I still do. To this day, I still call that movie "…And Then The Hot Dog Jumps In The Bun". When I woke up this morning and saw that my…

For me, "The Shining" book and "The Shining" movie are just two completely different things. I can see why people get annoyed if they expected a faithful adaptation…but then they got one, in 1997, starring Steven Weber, Courtland Mead, and Rebecca de Mornay from the homeless shelter, and it was terrible.

They're really sockin' it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.

Todd, can you explain this "review" section and how it is different from what the site already does? I could not be more confused.

SOMEBODY hasn't seen "The House Bunny".