I hate smoothie bowls but at the same time I want to eat one so badly. Like I know they are Instagram nonsense but they are so colorful that i feel like it would taste like a Lisa frank catalogue from the 90's and I want it.

Sexiest pile of modeling putty with dog fur folded in.

I have a disability which helps me hit “Loser” marks in many aspects of adulthood, including never having/raising the children I always assumed I’d have. Does that fall under “whatever reason”? Because I don’t feel slapped in the face by stupid jokes about being pregnant, and I’m slightly disturbed knowing that many…

I don’t get this AT ALL. In fact, the PSAs screamed “Sensitive snowflake!” to me. My feelings on kids and dogs (or other domestic animals) are the same: Until there are no more homeless kids or pets, stop making/buying them. I don’t have sympathy for people that have money to burn on creating a mini clone, plenty of…

It was not understood until this moment, LOL! Good show, ol’ chap.

Kit and Kaboodle*

yes, we do need more representation. meaningful definitely, but this is something. it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t and won’t ask for doing better, but why is this bad? mildly annoying/dumb. they are donating, though and i see very little to get offended at here.

Fair, but well meaning but not super impactful sentiment isn’t really harmful either. I wouldn’t blame you for rolling your eyes here, but I think saying that it is offensive is a little extreme. Also, the VP of Johhny Walker is a female Stanford business school grad, that’s pretty cool.

I just want to know what happened to my Noosa Blackberry Serrano. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!

Let’s not pretend that Amazon and other companies are allowing people to bring their dogs into work because they care about employee happiness. They are doing it because employees will work longer hours if they don’t have to go home to take care of their dogs.

I used to think these things. Then I decided that isn’t it awesome, an entire day dedicated to reminding us how great love is. It’s up to us to not commercialize it. I used to write long, goofy love notes on Valentine’s Day and make food and love at home. One year I cut up a bunch of paper hearts and wrote a handful…

I’m not sure. I work at a college, we are very concerned a lot of our international students could get screwed.

I found the sex scenes in The Time Traveler’s Wife very compelling when I was 15 or so.

Many people in rural communities, especially in indigenous communities, rely on hunting for food. Nobody needs a handgun or an assault weapon though.

If there’s one mystery in my life, it’s not understanding men’s face washing routine. Not one man I’ve ever dated has washed their face, while I wash my face morning, night and there’s various other shit I slap on there too. I guess it’s because a lot of women wear makeup? God we really got the shit end in just about…

I had no idea people don’t wash their faces regularly. Like, I knew it was a stereotype for men to not care about skincare but I thought that just meant everything after the face wash. I admittedly have a pretty blasé skincare routine (but looking at these replies maybe not so blasé) that’s only like, 4-5 steps…

Woah. It didn’t even occur to me (white privilege, ugh, goddammit). It was a terrible reference from The League. Thanks for pointing this out to my ignorant ass, the phrase has been deleted from my vocabulary from now forward. I am so embarrassed that it never even occurred to me how racist that was. Again, ignorant…

Nah. It’s a waste of time trying to get people to stop being attention whores on social media. They’re not a real problem since the whole point of marches is to get as many people there as possible. I don’t give a shit if most of the people there aren’t true activists “doing the work”.

Look, I don’t do selfies, and I regularly mock selfie takers, and I’ve taken funny pictures of people I don’t know taking selfies in absurd situations, so I get it. I do. But at the same time, I also think getting hung up on women taking selfies at the march is fucking ridiculous. I want the selfie idiots to come to…