Any competent medical professional will NOT give nitro to anyone showing up with chest pain and shortness of breath. Her EKG was fine, her O2 saturation, her HR, and her BP would have all be assessed. Likely, triage decided that she was not in imminent threat. She didn’t text out that she was nauseous or showing other…

Mountain lions are really into drum circles so your theory tracks

My husband and I purchased our first house together, it needed a lot of renovation work. But we got it for a pretty reasonable price because of this. It was a small house but I was totally in love with it and the backyard, it was a huge long kind of narrow backyard and definitely overgrown. We shared one fence with a…

Dude, this guy I dated years ago told me the same story, but instead of Spain, it was in Chicago.

Nope, not buying it.

You know it’s that thing of where you have to step back and not let somebody else’s generational trauma become your own, or to attempt to minimize that trauma going forward. You KNOW where aunties get this shit - they didn’t invent it. They were victimized by it first. It’s really frustrating that grooming in…

What kinds of fashion photographers do they hire over at H&M? None of those kids are remotely sexy.

I was sitting at my desk reading a blog.  2 minutes ago. 

Maybe it is their sense of humor and worked for the bride- she says she was ok with it. But as you said, a wedding should be about people focused on two people they love/care about promising to love and care about each other, not staring at the dino and wondering what it’s going to do next, which I guarantee is what…

Or you could get a leash and take your cat for walks. Don’t laugh, people do.

The cat advice is bullshit. If you get them when they’re kittens and never let them out, even if your apartment is small, they won’t care. (If you get an older cat that has been used to the outdoors, it will be more difficult. Build a catio.) But hey, if you want your cat to die 10 years before its time from being hit…

My dad is the same! But he has taken to adding “Well if Bernie gets his way/is elected...” when it has nothing to do with the topic at hand. We started calling him out on it and asking why he is so fucking fascinated with someone who has no bearing on the topic at hand and no one in the room even likes.

His face has been in department stores for this cologne for ages. I actually had a quick smell of it this week when I was waiting for a friend and it was not good. Bad smell and bad face of brand. I’m still disappointed about his ongoing role of Grindelwald.

This is my brother, constantly. He’s also big on “triggered” and “did you just assume my gender?”

My dad does that shit too. It’s so irritating. I feel you.

I’ve certainly noticed an uptick in “SORRY IF IT’S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT BUT-” as though being rude about being rude makes everything better.

how many of them were helped financially by their parents? everyone i know around my age who has bought a house (I’m 31) was helped by their parents. I am in California though

I just got a bunch of dental work done and small hands are a FUCKING Godsend.

These are worse, but only by a very small margin. They’re too narrow and the wicker digs into your legs.  They’re too deep to lean back in while eating, yet if you sit forward, the raised part on the front of the seat cuts off your circulation.

I ended up having to have ALL of my teeth pulled last fall...anyway, my new ones look way more natural than most real ones lol. And they are dentures. They do them pretty good nowadays. Such a relief to have got past it...I had constant infections, teeth breaking etc...would post a pic but Kinja does not let me…