I don’t wash my hands when I pee every time, either. I get nasty horrible eczema on my hands if I wash them too much. I have to wash my hands all time for my job, and that already causes my poor fingers all sorts of problems. So sorry, if I didn’t poo, I’m not washing.

You need not venture to reddit for that attitude... its alllll over Jezebel. Every Frickin Wedding article has hoards of people falling over each other to claim *their* wedding was chillest and easiest. It places an equal and opposite pressure on weddings that is frustrating.

Its the marfans

Sadly, this song makes me tear up every time.

Hah, I was trained as an archaeologist (although now a dentist), so I thought about saying something like “ehh they can probably tell some stuff about the size and placement of her muscles” to sayitwithalcohol but didnt feel like getting into that. Especially because knowing she had, say, larger muscle attachments…

Yeah Sayitwithalcohol is super hung up on one artistic choice amongst hundreds of artistic choices. I suspect this person doesn’t truly get that literally the only ~*science*~ we have is the lady’s bones. Literally none of it other than her bone structure is more than an educated guess.

Yeah, NPR was discussing Moore/Jones with a voter eaaaarly Monday morning and he said exactly that. “If its voting for a child molester or a child killer, which would you choose?” At least that dude said his wife was staying home and refraining from voting and he was ok with her doing that :/

Is there a reason to hate her other than that she’s just... bland?

Yeah, I commented for about 5 years under a different name and was “ungrayed” but my computer crashed, and with it went my kinja passcode, so I had to start a new account. Its been about 4 years I think? I regularly comment. Still grayed. I know its no ones fault that they couldn’t know cottagecheesewoman and…

I consider “come” a verb and “cum” a noun.

I posted something similar as well. We don’t assume MI with a woman, we assume syncope or something more benign.

I had the thought that perhaps when a person collapses bystanders are less likely to think “cardiac arrest” for a woman than they are for a man. We tend to think of heart disease as a male disease.

I’m pretty sure if you are an otherwise thoughtful and honest parent, perpetuating a silly myth once/year will not cause your kids to lose their faith in you. I trust my dad whole heartedly even though he once put half a cotton ball in the sliding glass door and pretended that he juuusst barely missed the easter…

I don’t think of it as a lie, I think of it as... fiction. or imagination. Is playing princess and dragon forbidden because LIES you will NEVER be a princess or a dragon! Nope, you can’t go play superheroes, kiddo, because superheroes are FAKE. When a magician comes around and does a cool card trick, are you…

My mom is a CPA, and I recently heard her doing a consult of sorts for some friends of a friend. They weren’t into Lularoe, but some other bead/trinket/dot thing.

My boyfriend and I may have actually tried this - to see if we could add his dick to his fingerprints on his phone.

Yeah, I once asked classmates in dental school if, in ideal world absent all of the potential “problems” with universal healthcare, they believed providing healthcare to all would be at *least* an ideal.

Yeah, I off handedly mentioned I wanted to get gas before getting on the road to drive between cities. My BF asked why I didn’t just wait til I was out of the city, and I said “Ehh I’d just rather get it before it gets dark out.”

No dude, that happens all. the. time. I live in Texas, and it is one of my largest pet peeves. Men think its gentlemanly to hold the door that you have already opened and are holding. Really it just causes this awkward situation where you have to duck under their arm.

Yeah... could be general anesthesia? Actually that makes more sense. Any time I’ve had general they’ve put a mask on me, which i assume is oxygen but could be misconstrued as nitrous?