My mom is a CPA, and I recently heard her doing a consult of sorts for some friends of a friend. They weren’t into Lularoe, but some other bead/trinket/dot thing.

My boyfriend and I may have actually tried this - to see if we could add his dick to his fingerprints on his phone.

Yeah, I once asked classmates in dental school if, in ideal world absent all of the potential “problems” with universal healthcare, they believed providing healthcare to all would be at *least* an ideal.

Yeah, I off handedly mentioned I wanted to get gas before getting on the road to drive between cities. My BF asked why I didn’t just wait til I was out of the city, and I said “Ehh I’d just rather get it before it gets dark out.”

No dude, that happens all. the. time. I live in Texas, and it is one of my largest pet peeves. Men think its gentlemanly to hold the door that you have already opened and are holding. Really it just causes this awkward situation where you have to duck under their arm.

Yeah... could be general anesthesia? Actually that makes more sense. Any time I’ve had general they’ve put a mask on me, which i assume is oxygen but could be misconstrued as nitrous?

She says “dental anesthesia” too. I assume she got nitrous/conscious sedation at the same time.

I’m voting based on an undefined combo of “this will make a cool color palate/style” and “this is one of my favorite mythical creatures.”

There were a lot of multi-headed scaled things to vote for imo. Succubi are soul sucking seductresses! A much more exciting cosmetics line.

or soooooo tweeeeeee it kiiiillllls me

I was also picturing it as playing up your less traditionally beautiful features, which could be cool.

WHO picks narwhal over chimera!?

I LOVE what ever the maybelline one is that is light pink with black writing...

I was in a less extreme version of this situation, and I got it. I started getting it when I was.... in middle school? I love my mom, but I know she can be small and petty. And it takes a lot for me to forgive her for turning me against my dad when I was a child.

My parents divorced when I was very little. My mom was always bad mouthing my dad, and still does to this day. Despite clearly knowing her and her tendencies well, he never said a bad word about her. The worst I can remember him saying, when I was a teenager was “your mom never did seem to understand that you catch…

I mean, we do criticize all those other performers.

I like Taylor. The issue people have with her is that she constantly plays the “Leave me out of this drama! I want none of it!” while consistently, time after time, perpetuating that very narrative through her music and *also* profiting off of said narrative.

Here’s a really good summary of the city’s flood planning, admittedly in the absurdly annoying format of a twitter thread:

For the record, the whole “its our history” thing is SO SO prevalent among otherwise non-racist, good humans. A very good friend of mine recently made the switch from red to blue, and hails from the deep south.

Someone basically mentioned this already, but everyone evacuated for Rita, and 100+ died of dehydration and motor vehicle accidents whilst attempting to evacuate... 6 people died because of the hurricane.