can I choose either or both?

well, at least if you plan on winning any beauty contests in the future...

"simultaneously" would require to break the speed of light, since two quantums cannot occupy the same space.

quantum bootlegging -yay!

I think he did it on purpose

yeah I was going to say that, to the best of my knowledge, Chicago was in Illinois, so, what's up with that? Florida not good enough for crazies anymore? Or are they spreading?

actually, it was not even intended as a joke, but as a summary about the obsolescence of printers. You can choose to make a lot of words about it, but it all boils down to that question. I sold my last printer (actually, a mobile printer/scanner combo that I liked very much, a Canon BJC 55) about 7 years ago. If I…

women are getting so boring and predictible. What happened to the old "can't figure out a woman"?

what's a printer?

precisely

yeah, that should give Panny finally a run for their money. I have been quite happy with my TS1 and TS2, but the TS3 was already more of an update in name than in features, so I am happy to see the competition heating up at last.

yeah, if I were greeted at a company with such panache, I would become very suspicious. Once freelanced for a web company in the early days of the bubble and I was barely there when they invited me to their IPO party in an old German castle, with loads of hostesses expensive catering, various bands playing in parallel…

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exactly, but it sounds better in French (everything sounds better in French).

wow, I can even understand it!

have been doing that since the early days of the web (1996). Worked every time. Well, truth be told, I didn't implement the humiliating part yet, just taking the site offline is usually enough.

good on yer. But you gotta be shitting me: they still wouldn't charge? What's law enforcement do these days? Slap perps on the wrists and hustle victims into feeling guilty about being victims?

actually, I guess the movie is so screwed up and deadpan that Zooey would have fit right in, I just had to re-watch a bit of it after checking that one scene. And to think that it is actually one of my favourite movies and I cannot even remember that Zooey Deschanel is not in it... :-$

gee, yeah. Of course I know that Natalie Portman is the co-star of the movie, matter of fact, she is the only one I can remember by name from that movie (I always forget Zach Braff or Peter Sarsgaard) but somehow my memory played tricks on me with that particular scene. :-S So much for Zooey Deschanel being…

I actually lmao'ed in that waiting room scene in Garden State... But that might probably have been her defining moment, all the rest was c&peed...