Yeah, he reads entirely like somebody who doesn't have the courage to commit.

ummm, since when was marriage an invention of men? And why do you keep defending it the whole time? Oh, and why should I care? Meh, sorry for commenting...

a, come on now, don't blame it on the author. This is just too small for a conspiracy theory. They did not add it later just to throw you off the scent and embarass you. That's asking a bit too much of the karma of the world. Anyway, suit yourself, I have heard tinfoil hats are pretty damn good protection against…

tl;dr?

Well, they didn't technically "lie", they had been going steady for quite some time, all using some sort of birth control, and then the female part of the relationship decided that it was time to pop the question. Except that, instead of popping the question, she took matters in her own hands and stopped popping the…

"towards" what?

Exploding boobs - now, that's a scary proposition.

"Is pretty much bullshit" in how far? That it doesn't work, or that nobody actually does it. I know three couples from my closer circle of friends that married because of this. Needless to say, none of the marriages lasted longer than a year.

yeah, and, like the DoD is capable of telling whoever is worthy of being remotely and effortlessly destroyed by one of their targeted drone attacks. Eventually, just being different is an accepted qualifier for making it onto Mr. Drones' (s)hitlist, and whoever is on it, is toast.

what happened? Were you nasty like me?

@Pure87: mmm, your comment is so short, the commenting system does not allow me to answer, so I'll have to talk to myself. Not as if that were something new...

Al Gore inventing the internet pales in comparison.

also: I think he meant to juxtapose two things but managed to screw it up. Otherwise it makes no sense, saying "A won't and B won't either". Must have been very early. And clearly trolling. Although usually trolls tend to try to raise tempers, not hands (as in 'facepalm').

It's rather centered around the shitstorm that turns loose if someone has the image destroyed they have been projecting onto me. I don't worry about my SO having a good look at my stuff, after all, they were asking for it. I just feel it's not worth the trouble if they want to use that information against me. Every…

thank you for saving me from wasting words on Mr. Superfresh.

does it look anything like this?

My search for hidden trap doors in your question came up inconclusive, but that maybe just shows that I'm stupid. But, anyway, here goes: No.

<3

simple answer: Never.

significantly so