does it look anything like this?

My search for hidden trap doors in your question came up inconclusive, but that maybe just shows that I'm stupid. But, anyway, here goes: No.

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simple answer: Never.

significantly so

I'll try to keep that in mind two days from now. Alas, I am not really a well-trained drinker.

If Erik Satie would be making music today and had gotten into a drinking match with Joachim Pimento (aka Adrian Borland) who whirled the suction hose of a vaccuum cleaner as an instrument around his head, the result would sound similar. But not yet close to the abyss that Feels Like a Francis Bacon Painting;-)

good point. I was being redundant, then:-$ But it's an "OR", or rather, an "||", and that means, if the first condition is already true, the second would not even be evaluated. Saved by the bell.

you weren't drunk if you can still remember that many details.

humm, still waiting for the gadget where I have to press a button and all lights go out. Your 45 minutes to sleep would be me, on a good night.

I think he needs a girlfriend. Or less money.

hostpapa.com . Been there for 6 years or more now. There were a few hickups, but that is to be expected over such a period of time, since I am not your run-of-the-mill client (and sometimes I am simply stupid), however, everything got eventually worked out to my satisfaction.

can't their life licenses be revoked? For being terminably stupid and assclowns?

it looks like he did the finger thing on purpose.

"a sailor wiped one down" - thank you, that was my mad chuckle of the day. Would hate to see that go, but what about a #correction using a gerund? That would still leave some ambiguity for sleazy folks like me, but at least would make it grammatically bullet-proof.

my thoughts exactly. And those results were also published on the Giz, if I recall correctly (too lazy to look for the link, though).

I would say it was just a figure of speech, I don't see why Jesus should get busted fot this. I am more concerned about him using the word "rotating" instead of orbiting around the earth. Which is more of an involuntary linguistic slip.

mmm, maybe you were just in a merry mood today?

for me the x-ray just has to go under the clothes layer. In color, please. And optionally. Because naked can get old pretty fast. Especially if you have to see everybody in their birthday suit.

you mean, either poor or betrayed? Tough question. Actually, not choosing any of those is also a perfectly viable alternative. I mean, you don't have to use those goggles, if they came to market.