It’s metastasized to their brain stems.

OK, so we’ve ruled out the bones.

Da’ Bears!

Hehe...I saw his picture and thought “what is Mac’s mom (from It’s Always Sunny) doing in that store?”  I just looked her up and it’s the same actress.

catholic school survivor here; please find below a list of some real fuckin gems my school offered me during “sex ed.”

“Local On North has three other locations by that same name, but that the fourth’s proximity to The Marietta Local is what sparked concern.”

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

Poor Jim Rash. It was one thing to be confused for Moby back when he was just a has-been electronic music maker. But now that’s he’a public pariah who doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut? That’s just undeanlievable.

Cailliou. If only for the pure whiny banality of it and being forced to watch it with my kids repeatedly.

Highly recommend this amazing video from Contrapoints

Why not just stick to things that are unlikely to give you food poisoning? I get fearing potato/mac salad if your neighbor leaves them out there for hours à là Michael Scott, but burgers, dogs, grilled and salad veggies should be fine.

I’m picturing a loving couple sitting by a river eating rotisserie chickens like hand fruits.  It’s fucking hilarious.

Like Dijon ketchup for my Kraft Dinner? Do I look like I have a million dollars?

Doesn't work. Then instead of excessive cleavage there is just the annoying gapping.

i enjoy a wrap dress in theory, in practice my giant boobs always seem to show too much for the dress to be “work appropriate” (yes, we should be able to show any cleavage and be deemed work appropriate, but alas... )

I liked this joke. I’d like you to stay.

Be careful, you may kick a co-worker with your ENERGY LEGS!

Kick a can!