Alex Jones is only 45?! 

A Bit of Fry and Laurie!

Yeah, hi, I know this isn’t Jezebel but can I just say that Colin Farrell can still get it?

I believe it is related to how there are no laws when one is drinking Claws...

Treat the pickle like Jimmy Johns treats their bread: slice the pickle in half and scrape out the insides (the seeds). The sandwich filling sits inside the pickle rather than on the slices. Less messy!

And what does Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber have to say about all this?

Wait. “...the babies genetically belonged to two other, separate couples.”

Ever since I’ve recovered from a broken foot, I’ve been looking for comfy and supportive shoes that aren’t too orthopedic looking. I’m going to need some proof that these can be ‘dressed up’ though... 

Absolutely! I feel like Bobby has the hardest job and gets such little screen time!

I have loved this show since the first season (brag) but I am just. so. tired.

And they never tell us!

The Monster is 100% T-Pain. The height matches and the ‘monster’ he created was auto-tune. 

Monster is 100% without a doubt in my mind T-Pain.

Shame they didn’t go with my #1 choice

I thought the original book’s epilogue suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuked. Maybe that’s an unpopular opinion, I’m not sure.

Shocker

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/brown-butter-and-toffee-chocolate-chip-cookies

This is why I always preferred Moonvest.

Are they dating? I remember Lorde talking about him on WTF a while back and I was like “hm, isnt that Lena Dunham’s bf?” and then I forgot that I cared until just now.