could be worse. I was in my parents’ house, complaining to a close friend about my (then) recent ex-fiancee. Eventually, got to “what did I even see in her,” and I swear to you at that moment I turned at saw my parents’ framed wedding photo, showing what may as well have been my dad and my ex. It was a…

I think that Modcloth still offers a pretty good selection. I get lots of compliments on their stuff.

“It’s not that I sucked, and I did suck, its that every QB also sucked in a very particular way that worked with how I sucked such that I lead the conference in interceptions.” Fucking brilliant.

My mom was right about one thing, “men will move mountains.” If I was unsure about a man or relationship, that was her advice. If he’s throwing up obstacles, he doesn’t really want it and bending over backwards to overcome them all just gets you someone who will roll with it only as long as it's easy for them. 

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a topless bar, and it was exactly as tedious, gross, and demoralizing as you would imagine it to be. One night, I went to close out a table of older men, and when they started talking in front of me about what to tip me. One of them turned to me and said “Honey, here’s a tip for…

I don’t know if it counts, but long time ago, my mother told me: if you are being raped, relax and enjoy the ride.

I came here to say, how can you not have Mrs. Renfro’s on this list? The Jalapeno is my favorite green salsa & the Mango Habanero is amazing on fish tacos! Definitely the best jarred stuff around. Watch out for the Ghost pepper one though unless you like REALLY hot.

I never understood the appeal of cruises. My husband really wants to go on one (I think that he wouldn’t have to plan anything is the big appeal) and I’m like: why would you want to be stuck on a boat with a bunch of other American tourists for days and days when we could just fly to the city we want to see in five…

What they’re on about is that you’re being an angry little cock about all this and should chill the fuck out. No one’s impressed.

You know, you’ve done a lot of swearing and a lot of “fuck this” and “fuck that,” but you’ve yet to offer up any resembling a suggestion or idea better than the one you’ve shit all over.

Exactly. Dad jokes are annoying, but they’re almost always said with good intent, and you can tell when the person’s just being a jerk.

They don’t like Helena’s scoff in the face of British Decency, and frankly she’s been the baker everyone I know has talked about this season.

Also Ms. Robicelli, I am incredibly disappointed that you didn’t single out the true greatest line of the week.

Prue: You have a fly on you.
Helena: They like me because I’m…

I know! The ending to this episode was so obscenely frustrating. Michael is sitting in the corner sobbing about not being able to make choux pastry and they send home Helena?!? I think it’s just because Paul was getting tired of the constant halloween themed stuff. 

I definitely have a not-bedding regret too!

I mean, I don’t understand how anyone can complain about a dessert that’s basically everything bad for you baked in a casserole dish and then soaked in bourbon. 

That made me extra sad, too.  When I couldn’t commit to my SSRIs was one of the hardest and darkest times of my life. 

Im glad this was posted to deadspin. As an older white male, it may seem like I am unable to relate. However, having recently changed jobs, I struggle currently with depression, questioning my value, my worth...I now become paralyzed at the slightest stressful decision, and I’m not sure that I’ll last.

make sure he knows you love him, include him, and respect him. that he’s not the sum of these unfortunate circumstances (particularly underemployment and infidelity). if you look at his situation and start telling him not to become an mra or white supremacist, you’re effectively pushing a perspective into his mind that…

As a middle aged, first generation, Desi guy; this was eye opening. My condolences to you and your family. I am sorry for your loss. I want to write more, but I will refrain. I am going to reread this again as I have nephews, nieces and sons and daughters of friends that feel this sense of alienation.

“He was very inconsistent with his use of SSRIs and so he was constantly going on and off them,” she said.