As a kid, I attended some religious schools that administered their own versions of standardized tests at the end of the year, including reading comprehension.

The Lord is apparantly backing away from Good Samaritans and investing strongly in Self-Righteous Assholes.

...you may wanna just skip the IT posts unless you’re particularly interested in why you shouldn’t send you hapless white hero to save a far-away county populated by bad Asian stereotypes.

I started with Going Postal. I was so confused.

nuns.

It’s an interesting blog. Basically, a gay guy who is a fantasy newbie reads through Discworld in publishing order, one 40 page or so section at a time and reviews it. It’s fun watching someone discover the humor and the puns and the convoluted weirdness for the first time, but his insights into some of the sexist and…

20 Puns That Will Have Your Daughters In Stitches!

I think I’ve talked to you about Pterry before... or that might have been another commenter. Are you following along with the Mark Reads Discworld series?

Kill V. Maim - Grimes

Tell us a story. I love childhood trouble stories. Especially if you got away with it!

I think the writers suspended it because they were running out of good topics. The last couple were kinda weaksauce, iirc.

maybe just shoot him a text saying that you are great, but feeling very solitary right now. If he was lying about the friend, that’s prob what he wants to hear to calm his guilt anyway.

never trust a liquor that ends with -ger

I don’t know what they actually were, but they had the texture of sugar cookies (except maybe kinda crisper? it’s been 5+ years, I forget things) and a delicate rose flavor. Sadly, the bakery is closed, so I cannot go back and figure out what they are actually called.

In high school, I used to like to stop for a can of diet coke at a this little bakery just down the street. The Persian guy who owned and ran the place always insisted on giving me a couple of rose-flavored sugar cookies to go with it, even though a can of coke cost 75 cents.

I would just like to wreck this for everyone by announcing that the dough is the exact color your crap turns after drinking a bunch of jaeger.

Not just the protection of women. “OUR” women. The possesive kind of tells you all you need to know.

Never change

This is why I don’t wear lipstick.

Nah, he seems like a guy who gets validation out of thinking he is terrific in the sack, even though he isn’t. Therefore he has to keep going until his partner gives up and fakes an orgasm to get him to leave her alone. Not soothing his vanity in this way will result in much sulking and pouting.