This is a very thoughtful response to a Catholic Guilt joke.

Hmm. Interesting. Let’s stereotype this and come to a conclustion.

You know, as unpleasant as the cramps and the tampon anxiety (how long will this one last? Did I remember to grab a spare?) are, my least favorite part about my period is the smell. Shedding your uterine lining smells truly awful. Having a pee is like being assaulted by a cart of rotting fish.

All sympathies to Ben Haggard regarding his father’s death, but those are fightin words, son. Willie Nelson and Hank Williams fans will fuck you up with a broken Lone Star bottle. Townes Van Zandt supporters will use sharpened PBR cans.

About 4-5 years ago, she looked like she was gonna be the next big female “alternative” rapper. Very much like Alessia Cara today.

if you are needed back at the office before this time is up, a dead whale is dropped into your bedroom.

I know so many people who are evangelical about Sanders. I have to assume that they don’t understand that being the president doesn’t mean you get to pass whatever laws you want. Obama fought for years for the Affordable Health Care Act. No way Sanders can get a majority GOP congress to pass anything he is campaining…

I like Sanders, I like his policies, I think he is probably a very good person.

Elizabeth Warren is a politician I admire. She is not a presidential candidate, and has been very clear that she has no desire to be one. Every time a Bernie supporter is accused of being maybe just the tiniest bit sexist for loathing HRC, they bring up Elizabeth Warren as an example of a woman they would totally vote…

Yeah, the practical implications just don’t seem to make sense. Imagine if you had the runs.

Yes, that’s more or less what I read too. Except also some stuff about taking dumps during mass, which I found less believable.

Thank you!

For a show so based on American politics, I found the decision to choose a South African baffling. Its like he’s hobbling around with a ball and chain. How could he get the nuances of America’s political circus the way people who grew up here do?

that article was so disturbing. And gross, in a weird way.

Will visitors be allowed to shit in the hallways?*

my bf gets really upset watching people abandon their carts in the parking lot. He’s never even worked for a grocery store. I think it offends his sense of morality. I have spent more time than I ever anticipated rolling other peoples misplaced grocery carts back into their corrals thanks to this quirk.

BRB, buying more antiperspirant.

I got blue cheese. Apparantly I smell terrible, but am acceptable in small crumbles.

The real question here is, what happened to TheGhostOfCourtneyStoddensBoobs? Just realized she hasn’t been around for ages.

Are there many of us? Austin Jezzies, I mean. Everyone seems to be on a coast.