I want to be offended, but I honestly doubt that Jeb! could tell nieces Laura and Barbara apart.

yo, I work for an insurance company and my whole job is tracking people down once their policies mature at the age of 95. Something like 70% of them are verifiably dead, 25% can’t be located and maybe 5% are alive and can be found.

Really? I was put under general anesthesia to get my wisdom teeth out (this would be about four years ago), as were all the friends I’ve swapped stories with. I thought that laughing gas was considered outdated and not used anymore.

There’s an anime series fromm 2007 that I’ve been trying to get my hands on for years. It had very limited exposure but I think there was an english sub version made.

If this douche can’t grasp Alice, I’d love to see him try and explain the themes and techniques behind American Gods.

Um. Alice is the first real “chapter book” I can remember reading all by myself at the age of 6. I know I didn’t get most of the humor (like, maybe 10%), but the vocabulary was quite comprehensible, and I had a dictionary to look up difficult words like “latitude” and “longitude” (which even Alice herself admits she…

Jody has begun this mission by giving up “y”s and “o”s.

Jesus fuck, Why would anyone do this?

Yeah, a couple of people have pointed out how wrong I am. I think that maybe “millenial” is a vastly overstretched generation.

I’m sorry if I offended.

I think this may be a new way to test for generational divides. If you find this video makes you nostalgic, you’re GenX. If you find it boring and kinda off-putting, you’re a millenial.

Oh, I have no clue once it gets political. Way beyond me.

I think we, as a society, come down a lot harder when rape allegations are paired up with other physical abuse. The bruises make for good pictures.

Modcloth will be with you shortly.

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Shrooms. Shrooms make me see everyone in a happy, glowing, positive light. I could probably appreciate Donald Trump’s personality on shrooms, which is why drugs are bad, kids.

The group shot of first ladies makes me wish for Michelle Obama and Jackie Kennedy to jointly a host first ladies edition of What Not to Wear. Because you have all made very bad choices!!!

No, I can’t stand her music either. So overblown. Like you’re being accosted by a hurricane in the minor key.

I’m fascinated by working dogs doing the jobs they were bred to do.

I know for a fact that my mother regrets the loss of the family dog more than her father. One was a constant, loving companion for 14 years, and one was an emotionally abusive asshole.