the ocean is fucked up

Yeah, scallops can swim...

That is some Looney Toons shit right there.

I’m just worried about interference from the Bolsheviks.

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

The way the most diehard Democrat dingbats have flipped their opinions on Comey and the FBI basically every time he is in the news is funny, at least. He was installed by Obama and exonerated Clinton, he’s good! Oh no, he told Congress he was reopening the investigation, he’s bad! But hey, he’s investigating Trump…

Less “almost buying” and more “he took the meeting because he wanted to save ECW but not by paying $1 million for 10%.”

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

I’m pretty sure the citation is “My fawkin’ fawtha and my fawkin’ mutha, alright? Jeez. IBID.”

I don’t disagree with you, but citing racist comments coming from St. Louis fans isn’t the best evidence of “everywhere”.

Not to stand on a soapbox here (he says as he’s about to just that), but this is just another case of why I’ve always rolled my eyes at the “the South is so racist” comments that people make these days. There is plenty of racism in the North. I’ve lived for a good amount of time (roughly a decade or more in each) in…

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

So you don’t own one but you’re dissatisfied. Got it.

Step 1: Buy this house.
Step 2: Start your own wrestling promotion, where every match is a de facto House of Horrors match.

A clean win every now and then wouldn’t hurt Bray either.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

The Twitter eggs tell me it’s a wonderful free country with a great super handsome leader, “and also “Trump 2020!” so I think it’s probably legit.

To hurt your feelings.

This reminds me of the time I killed that guy and put his body in the RV

These Hangover sequels are getting more and more preposterous.