Somehow, I’ve never heard the story of Corgan almost buying ECW.

NOT ALL BOSTONIANS, GUYS.

Is the fridge included?

Why are we wasting time with this screencap? It’s completely Irrelevant.

Really classy of them to wait until the actual draft to make this decision.

Oh lord, I had ITZs. The Hurleys were family friends...they were shitty shoes.

Rumor is that the Browns were trying to trade their second first round pick to get Trubisky from the 49ers. Bears’ hand may have been forced.

To follow up on this point (which is a great idea), if it turns out you’re good at bar trivia, try out for the show. If you get an audition (even if you never get farther), she loses any right to be angry and she gets impressed (hopefully) at your nerd cred. Worked for me when it came to J! related drama with my wife…

In response to the e-mail of the week, tell her to deal with it and keep kicking her butt until she gets better at trivia or gives up.

Don’t you have a team to run, Robert?

This is the exact thought I had, and I think it’s one worth inquiring about.

Considering how much money their football program loses (and how little it produces), this is seriously infuriating.

False. The Punk promo got cut off when he started to talk about Vince.

Other things that suck.

...how many rings have the Sixers won? The Process doesn’t pay off until that number is greater than zero, and I have my doubts it ever will.

I’m a middle school teacher. Kids say this stuff all the time.

Hitting over the Mendoza line in friggin’ fall league isn’t an accomplishment.

I totally understand that sentiment! But for some reason there are always one or two writers who choose to vote for Clemens and not Bonds.