Nerd alert.

I don’t want to diminish the pressing need for Baylor and everyone associated with the Football program or university administration to be set on fire but as awful as all this sounds it does sound like the result of what happens when you create a black market economy for something incredibly valuable.

That’s not how you punch a chair.

#TimeCopLivesMatter

Somewhere in Buffalo, someone is watching this over and over and taking notes.

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

This whole thing is so goddamn stupid.

Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

To be fair, a former USC/Tennessee/Raiders head coach taking a job at FAU finally feels about the trajectory he should be on. It’s even a paycut from his Alabama job, and generally coordinator jobs at ‘Bama tend to lead to HC gigs in power-5 conferences. This is, finally, him failing downward.

As soon as college football coaches start talking about the “best thing for the players”, one is safe to assume that everything coming afterwards is horseshit

Who’s pretending?

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.

This game went a long way in the healing process...

Eli, sadly, was not invited

That guy being bald was a total plot twist.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!