He is not the alleged killer, he is the actual killer.

I hope that guy’s “Niss - an” head are alright.

Those 8 months when Kate Upton was relevant seems like 10 years ago.

holy shit you morons are fucking defensive.

I’m sure that a zoom in on Morris’s face would show him saying “fuck this noise.”

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

15 yard penalty for making it weird.

In the longer gif you see him smiling as he throws the flag.

Who the hell runs victory formation out of shotgun?

Not even a chuckle -1

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

I wonder what 1998 Matt Damon is whispering in his ear. Something sultry, no doubt.

Regardless of how this all turns out, I hope people will always remember that, in 2016, the Republican Party was faced with a difficult dilemma.

Their fan must be stoked.

What’s the WNBA?

Once again, Ted Cruz shows off his incredible sense of timing.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

Where did I say they can’t blame the refs? Read comprehensively.